








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6562 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7589 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7506 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6940 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,906 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Awoope] Al[I]vE | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | El ZWaKe | 56% | 72 |
| #3 | [S.M.I.T.I] | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Kleiner Teufel | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | Purr | 52% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ng | 26 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Undead | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | El ZWaKe | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | lacip44 (HUN) | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Purr | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lacip44 (HUN) | 677 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | K1ng | 404 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #3 | Undead | 220 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | El ZWaKe | 154 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Purr | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ng | +5.73 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | El ZWaKe | +4.39 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Purr | -0.54 | 26 | 43 |
| #4 | Lara | -0.79 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | [S.M.I.T.I] | -0.92 | 74 | 67 |





