








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 627 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7367 | 19% |
| Smokes | 11996 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 11310 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 8309 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,570,481 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [S.M.I.T.I] | 52% | 103 |
| #2 | Purr | 52% | 619 |
| #3 | [Awoope] Al[I]vE | 51% | 515 |
| #4 | lacip44 (HUN) | 50% | 1102 |
| #5 | El ZWaKe | 49% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purr | 20 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | [Awoope] Al[I]vE | 18 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Lara | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | lacip44 (HUN) | 10 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Undead | 10 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ng | +6.09 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | El ZWaKe | +3.98 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | Purr | -0.61 | 27 | 41 |
| #4 | [S.M.I.T.I] | -1.01 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | lacip44 (HUN) | -1.03 | 27 | 50 |





