








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 995 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 691 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12305 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9907 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6109 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7631 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,967,770 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ng | 1042 | 0.05 | 28 min |
| #2 | Lara | 1025 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #3 | Purr | 772 | 0.06 | 18 min |
| #4 | [Awoope] Al[I]vE | 698 | 0.06 | 20 min |
| #5 | Undead | 512 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ng | +6.54 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Purr | -0.34 | 27 | 42 |
| #3 | lacip44 (HUN) | -0.66 | 29 | 51 |
| #4 | Lara | -0.75 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | [S.M.I.T.I] | -0.80 | 75 | 67 |





