








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 17% |
| Smokes | 459 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 779 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 389 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,479 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jjecisko G4Skins | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | lukas_ak_niszczyciel | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | PABLO EXCLUSIVE 50MG skins.army | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Tymoteusz Gałka | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | Zimnny | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tymoteusz Gałka | 53 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Arkadiusz Moczywur | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | jjecisko G4Skins | 35 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zimnny | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Paweł Napletek | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tymoteusz Gałka | +4.07 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | Janek Skarpeta | +2.43 | 71 | 49 |
| #3 | Piotr Mokrejajo | +0.94 | 51 | 47 |
| #4 | jjecisko G4Skins | +0.38 | 56 | 34 |
| #5 | lukas_ak_niszczyciel | -0.27 | 49 | 35 |





