








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 25% |
| Smokes | 964 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 969 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 535 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,576 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | lukas_ak_niszczyciel | 39% | 28 |
| #7 | Janek Skarpeta | 35% | 23 |
| #8 | PABLO EXCLUSIVE 50MG skins.army | 34% | 56 |
| #9 | Jurek Mruwka | 25% | 8 |
| #10 | Zimnny | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piotr Mokrejajo | +1.82 | 49 | 32 |
| #2 | Janek Skarpeta | +1.37 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | ICEBERG EXTREME 50MG | +1.31 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | jjecisko G4Skins | +0.60 | 62 | 31 |
| #5 | lukas_ak_niszczyciel | +0.51 | 50 | 23 |





