








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1023 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1355 | 27% |
| Smokes | 671 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1359 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1680 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,266,478 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICEBERG EXTREME 50MG | +1.17 | 58 | 46 |
| #2 | lukas_ak_niszczyciel | +0.35 | 45 | 24 |
| #3 | jjecisko G4Skins | +0.22 | 62 | 31 |
| #4 | Arkadiusz Moczywur | +0.17 | 51 | 44 |
| #5 | PABLO EXCLUSIVE 50MG skins.army | -2.63 | 25 | 18 |





