








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 134 | 14% |
| Smokes | 222 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 245 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 358 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,364 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Arkadiusz Moczywur | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Piotr Mokrejajo | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Zimnny | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | Janek Skarpeta | 29% | 24 |
| #7 | Tymoteusz Gałka | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janek Skarpeta | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Zimnny | 2 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | Tymoteusz Gałka | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janek Skarpeta | 28 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Arkadiusz Moczywur | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Zimnny | 12 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Piotr Mokrejajo | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Tymoteusz Gałka | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jjecisko G4Skins | +1.99 | 73 | 27 |
| #2 | Janek Skarpeta | +1.39 | 67 | 42 |
| #3 | Piotr Mokrejajo | +0.71 | 51 | 46 |
| #4 | Arkadiusz Moczywur | +0.64 | 44 | 42 |
| #5 | Tymoteusz Gałka | -0.48 | 85 | 67 |





