








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 949 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1069 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2078 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1638 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,094 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiger Woods | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | Tweqel | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | LGTBQCentralCee | 56% | 126 |
| #4 | Angelsquad | 55% | 139 |
| #5 | RALPH NIGGUM | 53% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LGTBQCentralCee | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | ✪ F3AR | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | RALPH NIGGUM | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Angelsquad | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | WiggyM8 | 5 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ F3AR | +1.73 | 93 | 35 |
| #2 | Tweqel | +1.39 | 50 | 53 |
| #3 | LGTBQCentralCee | +1.07 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | Joker | +0.99 | 88 | 65 |
| #5 | Flomp._. | +0.85 | 64 | 44 |





