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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1006 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2201 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1920 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 770 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,298 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Torttumies | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | .Osku | 55% | 193 |
| #3 | smartass | 53% | 134 |
| #4 | Makazze GOAT | 52% | 144 |
| #5 | Fisu | 49% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | smartass | 53% | 134 |
| #4 | Makazze GOAT | 52% | 144 |
| #5 | Fisu | 49% | 147 |
| #6 | ropz | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | jauho | 45% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Osku | 40 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | smartass | 29 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | jauho | 17 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Torttumies | 15 | 0.0158 |
| #5 | Makazze GOAT | 12 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Osku | 534 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Fisu | 346 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Makazze GOAT | 292 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | smartass | 215 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | jauho | 200 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Osku | +6.15 | 73 | 50 |
| #2 | jauho | +3.49 | 75 | 40 |
| #3 | smartass | +1.43 | 32 | 32 |
| #4 | Makazze GOAT | -0.40 | 55 | 43 |
| #5 | Fisu | -1.76 | 23 | 43 |





