








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1475 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1943 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1718 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2510 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,456,571 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Makazze GOAT | 58% | 290 |
| #5 | ropz | 58% | 45 |
| #6 | Fisu | 57% | 130 |
| #7 | jauho | 54% | 120 |
| #8 | Eoj | 53% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Osku | 85 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | Torttumies | 31 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Makazze GOAT | 22 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Eoj | 19 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | jauho | 16 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Osku | 797 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Makazze GOAT | 629 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | Fisu | 288 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Torttumies | 236 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | jauho | 209 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Osku | +5.33 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | jauho | +3.86 | 73 | 41 |
| #3 | smartass | +1.68 | 39 | 33 |
| #4 | Makazze GOAT | +1.46 | 65 | 53 |
| #5 | Torttumies | -2.35 | 40 | 57 |





