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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2570 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1484 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2808 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1524 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $849,558 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommy | 54% | 155 |
| #2 | Sleep=Death | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | MayMay | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | DRUNKMAN | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Chasticle(*aka Dr. Respect) | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chasticle(*aka Dr. Respect) | 278 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | tommy | 203 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | MayMay | 175 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | DRUNKMAN | 157 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sleep=Death | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommy | +2.45 | 75 | 37 |
| #2 | Sleep=Death | +1.47 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | protein cigarette | +1.16 | 79 | 48 |
| #4 | Chasticle(*aka Dr. Respect) | +0.91 | 51 | 57 |
| #5 | DRUNKMAN | +0.00 | 57 | 52 |





