








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1005 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1370 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1333 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1676 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,848 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOttomSylle | 100% | 10 |
| #2 | Høvisch | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Heimdal369 | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Schub | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | Nob2dy | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3DDY | 95 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Schub | 92 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | ActionBananen | 87 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☞ 𝔸𝖗⍑𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖝 ☜ | 84 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #5 | Heimdal369 | 62 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heimdal369 | +4.60 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | sportyred | +3.58 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | noah (stavn) | +2.10 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | Høvisch | +2.05 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Nob2dy | +1.50 | 66 | 44 |





