








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 870 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Renown | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5275 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2753 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5415 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5232 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,951,129 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOREMI | 65% | 158 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 56% | 593 |
| #4 | xzrep. | 51% | 469 |
| #5 | Dakar | 48% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOREMI | 65% | 158 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 56% | 593 |
| #4 | xzrep. | 51% | 469 |
| #5 | Dakar | 48% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 41 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | xzrep. | 27 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | DOREMI | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | iSeby2002 | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Dakar | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 2405 | 0.21 | 72 min |
| #2 | xzrep. | 1068 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #3 | DOREMI | 346 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Dakar | 328 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | iSeby2002 | 143 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSeby2002 | +2.98 | 77 | 81 |
| #2 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | +2.54 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | DOREMI | +1.99 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | +1.34 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | xzrep. | -0.02 | 83 | 63 |





