








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1094 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6862 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6141 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6676 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6097 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,870,935 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSeby2002 | 69% | 48 |
| #2 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 52% | 440 |
| #3 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | 51% | 469 |
| #4 | Dakar | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSeby2002 | 69% | 48 |
| #2 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 52% | 440 |
| #3 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | 51% | 469 |
| #4 | Dakar | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | 33 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 28 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | iSeby2002 | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Dakar | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 2027 | 0.23 | 63 min |
| #2 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | 1304 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #3 | Dakar | 188 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | iSeby2002 | 176 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSeby2002 | +2.67 | 81 | 80 |
| #2 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | +2.37 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | +0.73 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | xzrep. | -0.05 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | Dakar | -5.85 | 11 | 58 |





