








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Faceit | 184 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3581 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4115 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2317 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2851 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,892,354 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n44s | 55% | 86 |
| #2 | Y9WANN ✠ | 51% | 214 |
| #3 | ><))> | 51% | 76 |
| #4 | ewint58 | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Geronimo | 49% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ><))> | 51% | 76 |
| #4 | ewint58 | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Geronimo | 49% | 191 |
| #6 | Bobze | 48% | 46 |
| #7 | Darky | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y9WANN ✠ | 22 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Geronimo | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Darky | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ><))> | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ewint58 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y9WANN ✠ | 1267 | 0.28 | 36 min |
| #2 | Geronimo | 595 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | n44s | 263 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | Bobze | 163 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | ewint58 | 94 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n44s | +2.50 | 86 | 79 |
| #2 | Geronimo | +1.93 | 69 | 76 |
| #3 | ewint58 | +1.26 | 83 | 84 |
| #4 | Bobze | +0.26 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Y9WANN ✠ | -0.01 | 62 | 66 |





