








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 244 | 33% |
| Smokes | 77 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 267 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 162 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $28,253 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samir | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Ivan | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | Boeta69 | 31% | 16 |
| #4 | Jade | 27% | 22 |
| #5 | vexxcon O₂ | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Boeta69 | 31% | 16 |
| #4 | Jade | 27% | 22 |
| #5 | vexxcon O₂ | 25% | 4 |
| #6 | SpOnSiE | 20% | 10 |
| #7 | ParraQii | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpOnSiE | 2 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Jade | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Ivan | 1 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | ParraQii | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jade | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Boeta69 | 18 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | SpOnSiE | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | samir | 7 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpOnSiE | +4.39 | 66 | 60 |
| #2 | samir | +4.05 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | ParraQii | +2.05 | 67 | 22 |
| #4 | Ivan | +1.68 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | vexxcon O₂ | +0.86 | 68 | 75 |





