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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 288 | 34% |
| Smokes | 172 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 224 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 168 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,959 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZephyrMax | 51% | 47 |
| #2 | Latino Uncle Ruckus | 45% | 38 |
| #3 | Fox | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 40% | 40 |
| #5 | CordlessDud | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZephyrMax | 51% | 47 |
| #2 | Latino Uncle Ruckus | 45% | 38 |
| #3 | Fox | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 40% | 40 |
| #5 | CordlessDud | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 10 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | ZephyrMax | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Latino Uncle Ruckus | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | CordlessDud | 3 | 0.0221 |
| #5 | Fox | 2 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 178 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | Latino Uncle Ruckus | 163 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | ZephyrMax | 124 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | CordlessDud | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Fox | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | +6.16 | 89 | 16 |
| #2 | Latino Uncle Ruckus | +1.75 | 44 | 53 |
| #3 | ZephyrMax | +0.02 | 41 | 43 |
| #4 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | -0.44 | 38 | 61 |
| #5 | Yuri! jxshan | -1.46 | 29 | 19 |





