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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 430 | 44% |
| Smokes | 171 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 182 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 202 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,229 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aveson | 41% | 73 |
| #2 | Yuri! ZephyrMax | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | It's a lovely day! | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | Yuri! jxshan | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Needlewing | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aveson | 41% | 73 |
| #2 | Yuri! ZephyrMax | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | It's a lovely day! | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | Yuri! jxshan | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Needlewing | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aveson | 17 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Needlewing | 11 | 0.0391 |
| #3 | Yuri! jxshan | 3 | 0.0221 |
| #4 | Yuri! ZephyrMax | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | It's a lovely day! | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aveson | 248 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | It's a lovely day! | 57 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Yuri! ZephyrMax | 37 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Needlewing | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Yuri! jxshan | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's a lovely day! | +4.72 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | Aveson | +4.44 | 39 | 56 |
| #3 | Needlewing | +3.75 | 51 | 29 |
| #4 | Yuri! ZephyrMax | +1.35 | 42 | 40 |
| #5 | Yuri! jxshan | +0.76 | 41 | 22 |





