








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 660 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9442 | 57% |
| Smokes | 1796 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 3689 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1520 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,096 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CordlessDud | 41% | 73 |
| #2 | Fox | 33% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CordlessDud | 41% | 73 |
| #2 | Fox | 33% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | 105 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | CordlessDud | 28 | 0.0251 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | 163 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #2 | CordlessDud | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | +3.27 | 69 | 43 |
| #2 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | -0.50 | 29 | 55 |
| #3 | CordlessDud | -4.26 | 29 | 25 |





