








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Wingman | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




304 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3755 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3916 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4742 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3880 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,166,232 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OnseKone | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | HASSE | 63% | 54 |
| #3 | Lärvi | 57% | 120 |
| #4 | The Lappakeitto | 53% | 167 |
| #5 | pedro | 52% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allu | 48 | 0.0464 |
| #2 | BernuB | 26 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Kondy | 20 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | ruupert | 20 | 0.0255 |
| #5 | heGe | 19 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heGe | 918 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | pedro | 789 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #3 | Candle | 757 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #4 | The Lappakeitto | 620 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #5 | BernuB | 590 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | +2.76 | 86 | 43 |
| #2 | pedro | -0.15 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | OnseKone | -0.17 | 57 | 67 |
| #4 | Lärvi | -0.21 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | BernuB | -0.23 | 64 | 68 |





