








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2461 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2106 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1300 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,298 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lärvi | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | heGe | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | BernuB | 49% | 75 |
| #4 | pedro | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Raineri | 48% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Routalemmen Pekka | 45% | 22 |
| #8 | HASSE | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | Mokkaministeri | 42% | 24 |
| #10 | OnseKone | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | Candle | 38% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 38 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | BernuB | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | heGe | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | pedro | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Lärvi | 5 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heGe | 276 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Raineri | 235 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | pedro | 230 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | BernuB | 199 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Candle | 186 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | +2.78 | 87 | 38 |
| #2 | Mokkaministeri | +1.10 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | BernuB | -0.23 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | Kondy | -0.31 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | pedro | -0.39 | 60 | 57 |





