








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 861 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3612 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1472 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2315 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,838 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :( | 34 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | VMKII | 18 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Tehosekoin | 18 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | asian | 17 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Jorpaa | 12 | 0.0218 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asian | 435 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | :( | 312 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | VMKII | 265 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Fr0staa | 226 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Oltsku | 209 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Oltsku | +3.48 | 59 | 66 |
| #2 | Fr0staa | +2.46 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | Tehosekoin | +2.26 | 82 | 47 |
| #4 | Arautee | +1.78 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | 最Makku高 | +1.50 | 89 | 53 |





