








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2047 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 281 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 327 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




146 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11036 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10994 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11280 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9754 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,201,277 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1778 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 最Makku高 | 37 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | BadassVikingCAT | 37 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | Fr0staa | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Tsukidon Bakada | 15 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | VMKII | 11 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0staa | +2.61 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | 最Makku高 | +1.80 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | Tehosekoin | +1.76 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | asian | +1.49 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Tsukidon Bakada | +0.79 | 51 | 42 |





