








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3799 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4378 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3968 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4047 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,315,386 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorpaa | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | 8d | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | asian | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | Fr0staa | 56% | 79 |
| #5 | Svärdeツ | 54% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :( | 28 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Tsukidon Bakada | 16 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | asian | 16 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Jorpaa | 14 | 0.0161 |
| #5 | 最Makku高 | 12 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :( | 352 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | asian | 352 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | 最Makku高 | 316 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Svärdeツ | 286 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | 8d | 207 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0staa | +2.49 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Tehosekoin | +1.47 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | 最Makku高 | +1.28 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | 8d | +1.19 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | Tsukidon Bakada | +1.03 | 51 | 42 |





