








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 368 | 16% |
| Smokes | 757 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 504 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 613 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,065 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 最Makku高 | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Fr0staa | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | nopeet jaffat | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | VMKII | 46% | 46 |
| #5 | Jorpaa | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsukidon Bakada | 13 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | :( | 11 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | Tehosekoin | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | asian | 5 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | VMKII | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :( | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | asian | 88 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | nopeet jaffat | 60 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tehosekoin | 59 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | VMKII | 54 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0staa | +6.36 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | Tehosekoin | +3.60 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | 最Makku高 | +3.45 | 94 | 59 |
| #4 | Tsukidon Bakada | +2.55 | 52 | 38 |
| #5 | Jorpaa | +1.73 | 46 | 76 |





