








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3130 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2499 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2552 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3521 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,481,915 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 873 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | naku | 54% | 131 |
| #5 | Ew0lf | 50% | 326 |
| #6 | F13ND | 47% | 158 |
| #7 | ooyi | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | J e n n a 0 1 | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ew0lf | 29 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | F13ND | 19 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | naku | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | onzo | 9 | 0.0135 |
| #5 | ooyi | 4 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onzo | +6.31 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | ooyi | +3.95 | 63 | 74 |
| #3 | Ew0lf | +1.99 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | naku | +1.75 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | ⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ᵐᵘʰ | +0.74 | 69 | 55 |





