








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6566 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2853 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4446 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1851 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,320,938 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naku | 47 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Ew0lf | 41 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | ⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ᵐᵘʰ | 26 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | onzo | 15 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | 👌 | 9 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onzo | +6.61 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | Ew0lf | +2.77 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | naku | +1.81 | 63 | 48 |
| #4 | ⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ᵐᵘʰ | +1.00 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | 👌 | +0.95 | 82 | 49 |





