








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 706 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1566 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1335 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1362 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $991,437 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗩𝗜𝗡𝟭 SKINS | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | .Zandoneli | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | resende | 54% | 110 |
| #4 | set777 | 53% | 79 |
| #5 | JORJI. | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | set777 | 53% | 79 |
| #5 | JORJI. | 52% | 73 |
| #6 | Ehrcke | 51% | 105 |
| #7 | Akame | 50% | 107 |
| #8 | alicate de pressão | 47% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alicate de pressão | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Akame | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Ehrcke | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | JORJI. | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | 𝗩𝗜𝗡𝟭 SKINS | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alicate de pressão | 509 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ehrcke | 304 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | resende | 258 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | JORJI. | 246 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Akame | 190 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORJI. | +2.80 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | set777 | +1.27 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | .Zandoneli | +0.55 | 72 | 74 |
| #4 | Ehrcke | +0.54 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | alicate de pressão | +0.50 | 56 | 65 |





