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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 923 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1122 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1256 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 930 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,908 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alicate de pressão | 204 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | resende | 171 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | JORJI. | 166 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ehrcke | 158 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Neymarcos #étoiss | 84 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORJI. | +3.07 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | set777 | +2.32 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | .Zandoneli | +0.65 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | alicate de pressão | +0.14 | 57 | 68 |
| #5 | resende | -0.17 | 80 | 61 |





