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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1929 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1549 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1274 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 978 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,753 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Zandoneli | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | set777 | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | 𝗩𝗜𝗡𝟭 SKINS | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | resende | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | Ehrcke | 57% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | resende | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | Ehrcke | 57% | 76 |
| #6 | Akame | 50% | 70 |
| #7 | JORJI. | 47% | 38 |
| #8 | Neymarcos #étoiss | 47% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akame | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | JORJI. | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Ehrcke | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | 𝗩𝗜𝗡𝟭 SKINS | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Neymarcos #étoiss | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ehrcke | 227 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | resende | 154 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | JORJI. | 121 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Neymarcos #étoiss | 119 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Akame | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORJI. | +1.91 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | .Zandoneli | +1.17 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | set777 | +1.02 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | resende | +0.73 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | Akame | +0.62 | 72 | 57 |





