








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4160 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3946 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2592 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2989 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,551 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ESIMIES | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Elkku(: | 64% | 50 |
| #3 | CLS | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | Elekku | 60% | 53 |
| #5 | AmBeRτiεS | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | auquz CSGOSKINS | 14 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | kullipora6-7 | 11 | 0.0281 |
| #3 | Elkku(: | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | AmBeRτiεS | 8 | 0.0148 |
| #5 | Elekku | 7 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elekku | 257 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | Elkku(: | 239 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Vez | 197 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #4 | AmBeRτiεS | 125 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | ESIMIES | 110 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elkku(: | +7.93 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | Elekku | +5.69 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | ESIMIES | +0.75 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Kela | +0.55 | 58 | 73 |
| #5 | AmBeRτiεS | +0.11 | 48 | 57 |





