








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2374 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2498 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1924 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2134 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,496 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kela | 64% | 50 |
| #5 | auquz CSGOSKINS | 61% | 56 |
| #6 | tristian "Yli G" Taateli | 56% | 16 |
| #7 | AmBeRτiεS | 55% | 40 |
| #8 | Vez | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | auquz CSGOSKINS | 19 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Vez | 9 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | ESIMIES | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | AmBeRτiεS | 6 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | tristian "Yli G" Taateli | 3 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vez | 273 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | ESIMIES | 189 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | AmBeRτiεS | 165 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kela | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | auquz CSGOSKINS | 111 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elkku(: | +8.02 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | tristian "Yli G" Taateli | +0.45 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Kela | +0.36 | 49 | 77 |
| #4 | ESIMIES | +0.06 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | AmBeRτiεS | -0.15 | 42 | 53 |





