








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3086 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2838 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2445 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2630 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,659 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ESIMIES | 33 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | CLS | 23 | 0.0160 |
| #3 | kullipora6-7 | 21 | 0.0368 |
| #4 | tristian "Yli G" Taateli | 9 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | Kela | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ESIMIES | 364 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | CLS | 208 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kela | 133 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | kullipora6-7 | 77 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | no talent | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elekku | +6.86 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | tristian "Yli G" Taateli | +3.81 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | ESIMIES | +1.70 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | Kela | -0.04 | 60 | 74 |
| #5 | CLS | -0.91 | 74 | 35 |





