








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 118 | 14% |
| Smokes | 217 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 270 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,322 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3XPr00f | 75% | 36 |
| #2 | sharkml | 66% | 68 |
| #3 | kuang3141 | 63% | 41 |
| #4 | yzbbdxqz | 63% | 82 |
| #5 | To55boy Superior | 63% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ♡ALT+F4 IRL♡ | 47% | 30 |
| #12 | N1ght1ngale | 45% | 44 |
| #13 | Byron_F | 45% | 31 |
| #14 | Sak3 | 44% | 32 |
| #15 | _k1ta | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | martin666 | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | sharkml | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | kuang3141 | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | ♡ALT+F4 IRL♡ | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | 375 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | 281 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | _k1ta | 171 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Trust1nyou | 160 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | N1ght1ngale | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | +3.00 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | To55boy Superior | +2.88 | 83 | 20 |
| #3 | yzbbdxqz | +2.21 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | _k1ta | +1.82 | 86 | 48 |
| #5 | h3XPr00f | +1.64 | 68 | 67 |





