








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 457 matches | ||
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7679 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7269 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7634 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9065 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,928,873 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 478 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToeJerry | 50% | 48 |
| #2 | ProDiggy | 48% | 124 |
| #3 | PrngL | 48% | 212 |
| #4 | buck | 46% | 280 |
| #5 | enstasy | 44% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToeJerry | 50% | 48 |
| #2 | ProDiggy | 48% | 124 |
| #3 | PrngL | 48% | 212 |
| #4 | buck | 46% | 280 |
| #5 | enstasy | 44% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buck | 17 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | enstasy | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | PrngL | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ProDiggy | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ToeJerry | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enstasy | 741 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | buck | 559 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | PrngL | 308 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | ProDiggy | 190 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | ToeJerry | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProDiggy | +1.85 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | PrngL | +1.17 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | buck | +0.07 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | enstasy | +0.04 | 64 | 71 |
| #5 | ToeJerry | -0.64 | 64 | 53 |





