








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 711 matches | ||
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7288 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8501 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6823 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9469 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,930,533 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1726 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProDiggy | 50% | 511 |
| #2 | Barbatos | 50% | 224 |
| #3 | Force AwakenZ | 50% | 66 |
| #4 | enstasy | 49% | 126 |
| #5 | Wor1dWideWeapon | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Wor1dWideWeapon | 49% | 72 |
| #6 | PrngL | 48% | 91 |
| #7 | QwkFlkz | 46% | 280 |
| #8 | ToeJerry | 44% | 52 |
| #9 | Jizz'm Lip | 36% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProDiggy | 32 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Barbatos | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | QwkFlkz | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Force AwakenZ | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ToeJerry | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProDiggy | 1016 | 0.09 | 25 min |
| #2 | QwkFlkz | 551 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | enstasy | 478 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | Barbatos | 216 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Wor1dWideWeapon | 207 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProDiggy | +2.12 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | PrngL | +0.99 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | Jizz'm Lip | +0.93 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | buck | +0.15 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | enstasy | -0.11 | 64 | 72 |





