








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1932 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6095 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7859 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8145 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8062 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,809,656 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Force AwakenZ | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | Barbatos | 51% | 126 |
| #3 | buck | 50% | 511 |
| #4 | enstasy | 49% | 71 |
| #5 | QwkFlkz | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Force AwakenZ | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | Barbatos | 51% | 126 |
| #3 | buck | 50% | 511 |
| #4 | enstasy | 49% | 71 |
| #5 | QwkFlkz | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buck | 53 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Barbatos | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | QwkFlkz | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Force AwakenZ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buck | 961 | 0.09 | 25 min |
| #2 | enstasy | 279 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | QwkFlkz | 225 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Barbatos | 123 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Force AwakenZ | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProDiggy | +2.65 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | buck | -0.63 | 61 | 60 |
| #3 | Force AwakenZ | -1.02 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | QwkFlkz | -1.04 | 45 | 61 |
| #5 | enstasy | -1.04 | 67 | 71 |





