








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11028 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11471 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8521 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8746 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,167,326 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ORI | 64% | 113 |
| #2 | 대한민국 해군 | 63% | 150 |
| #3 | ✘Ⱉ✘ | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | Ur Ass Mine | 55% | 108 |
| #5 | [N_Droid]™ | 53% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | [N_Droid]™ | 53% | 126 |
| #6 | pumkn | 52% | 193 |
| #7 | OPIUM* | 51% | 115 |
| #8 | 무장 강도 | 46% | 179 |
| #9 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 무장 강도 | 20 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | OPIUM* | 19 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | [N_Droid]™ | 14 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | 14 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | 대한민국 해군 | 12 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 무장 강도 | 1248 | 0.35 | 25 min |
| #2 | pumkn | 829 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #3 | Ur Ass Mine | 474 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #4 | ✘Ⱉ✘ | 392 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | 대한민국 해군 | 273 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 대한민국 해군 | +3.15 | 61 | 48 |
| #2 | [N_Droid]™ | +2.45 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | ✘Ⱉ✘ | +1.35 | 59 | 52 |
| #4 | Ur Ass Mine | +1.34 | 60 | 65 |
| #5 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | +1.16 | 83 | 36 |





