








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 460 | 34% |
| Smokes | 318 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 228 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,497 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gziu | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | Grzybo lube w dupe | 40% | 25 |
| #3 | buniek | 38% | 29 |
| #4 | Kapi | 36% | 59 |
| #5 | Glono_God | 35% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Grzybo lube w dupe | 40% | 25 |
| #3 | buniek | 38% | 29 |
| #4 | Kapi | 36% | 59 |
| #5 | Glono_God | 35% | 74 |
| #6 | złomek | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapi | 21 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | buniek | 21 | 0.0381 |
| #3 | Glono_God | 15 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | złomek | 8 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Gziu | 4 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapi | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Grzybo lube w dupe | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Glono_God | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gziu | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | złomek | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glono_God | +3.46 | 60 | 47 |
| #2 | buniek | +3.37 | 57 | 12 |
| #3 | Kapi | +1.54 | 35 | 31 |
| #4 | Gziu | +0.21 | 37 | 37 |
| #5 | Grzybo lube w dupe | -0.43 | 48 | 45 |





