








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2102 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3997 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 308 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1844 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $495,839 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glono_God | 47% | 301 |
| #2 | buniek | 44% | 107 |
| #3 | Gziu | 43% | 141 |
| #4 | złomek | 38% | 91 |
| #5 | better than bunio | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | złomek | 38% | 91 |
| #5 | better than bunio | 36% | 59 |
| #6 | DAWIDKE | 35% | 37 |
| #7 | Grzybo lube w dupe | 34% | 29 |
| #8 | [🆉]-Слава России | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glono_God | 62 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | buniek | 50 | 0.0229 |
| #3 | better than bunio | 22 | 0.0186 |
| #4 | złomek | 21 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | Gziu | 17 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gziu | 315 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Glono_God | 247 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Grzybo lube w dupe | 85 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | złomek | 78 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | buniek | 76 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAWIDKE | +4.12 | 56 | 44 |
| #2 | buniek | +3.17 | 48 | 27 |
| #3 | Glono_God | +2.36 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | Kapi | +1.08 | 34 | 38 |
| #5 | Gziu | -1.93 | 28 | 42 |





