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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 699 | 33% |
| Smokes | 326 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 607 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 461 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,990 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | złomek | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | better than bunio | 40% | 25 |
| #3 | Kapi | 34% | 29 |
| #4 | Gziu | 22% | 9 |
| #5 | Glono_God | 17% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | better than bunio | 40% | 25 |
| #3 | Kapi | 34% | 29 |
| #4 | Gziu | 22% | 9 |
| #5 | Glono_God | 17% | 23 |
| #6 | Surdyk0 | 13% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glono_God | 7 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | Surdyk0 | 7 | 0.0221 |
| #3 | better than bunio | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Kapi | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | złomek | 3 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Surdyk0 | 57 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kapi | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | better than bunio | 23 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Glono_God | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | złomek | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Surdyk0 | +0.87 | 76 | 37 |
| #2 | Glono_God | +0.71 | 63 | 41 |
| #3 | Kapi | +0.43 | 34 | 38 |
| #4 | Grzybo lube w dupe | -1.87 | 47 | 48 |
| #5 | better than bunio | -2.15 | 23 | 32 |





