








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1822 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2536 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2106 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2706 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,102 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 927 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buniek | 47% | 137 |
| #2 | Kapi | 47% | 301 |
| #3 | Gziu | 46% | 237 |
| #4 | DAWIDKE | 39% | 41 |
| #5 | złomek | 37% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gziu | 46% | 237 |
| #4 | DAWIDKE | 39% | 41 |
| #5 | złomek | 37% | 153 |
| #6 | [🆉]-Слава России | 36% | 36 |
| #7 | better than bunio | 35% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buniek | 61 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | Kapi | 56 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | złomek | 33 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Gziu | 28 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | better than bunio | 25 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapi | 594 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Gziu | 468 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | złomek | 117 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | buniek | 92 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | better than bunio | 71 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAWIDKE | +4.14 | 46 | 41 |
| #2 | buniek | +2.94 | 50 | 26 |
| #3 | Glono_God | +2.64 | 58 | 45 |
| #4 | Kapi | +1.00 | 33 | 38 |
| #5 | Gziu | -2.06 | 32 | 40 |





