








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4101 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5218 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4357 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4851 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,410,832 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niilo | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | bighäz | 52% | 218 |
| #3 | Lukkis | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | mocci | 50% | 66 |
| #5 | Sorvu | 50% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sorvu | 50% | 299 |
| #6 | JepuXI | 50% | 173 |
| #7 | SuPi | 48% | 31 |
| #8 | Takavasara | 46% | 186 |
| #9 | MiniMuna22 | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sorvu | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | bighäz | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | JepuXI | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Takavasara | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | mocci | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sorvu | 725 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | bighäz | 488 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Takavasara | 301 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | mocci | 161 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | JepuXI | 146 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ulrikki | +2.81 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | Niilo | +0.82 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | SuPi | +0.38 | 63 | 74 |
| #4 | mocci | +0.12 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | JepuXI | -0.20 | 68 | 59 |





