








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 760 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2039 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4841 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 1403 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,706,987 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2cm Offroad XTREME | 56% | 176 |
| #2 | Tomine<3 | 55% | 374 |
| #3 | siggiboyy | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | remmle | 52% | 66 |
| #5 | Palutia | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palutia | +2.67 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | Tomine<3 | +2.52 | 69 | 43 |
| #3 | Snublefot | +0.82 | 59 | 36 |
| #4 | remmle | +0.17 | 56 | 54 |
| #5 | siggiboyy | -0.23 | 63 | 49 |





