








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8238 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8604 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8898 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6468 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,182,344 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daithking | 20 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | remmle | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | gaakis | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Desathos X'ek | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | RidingSquare | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palutia | +3.43 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | Tomine<3 | +3.08 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | Desathos X'ek | +2.05 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | Thirimix Xolotnx | +1.36 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | Starscreem | +1.35 | 83 | 72 |





