








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1472 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3263 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2935 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2057 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,241,404 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomine<3 | +2.77 | 70 | 45 |
| #2 | Desathos X'ek | +2.41 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | Palutia | +2.36 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | Thirimix Xolotnx | +0.58 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | Snublefot | +0.55 | 58 | 37 |





