








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11622 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8026 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7312 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9363 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,657,033 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siggiboyy | 66% | 68 |
| #2 | Thirimix Xolotnx | 59% | 61 |
| #3 | Desathos X'ek | 57% | 67 |
| #4 | Snublefot | 56% | 176 |
| #5 | Tomine<3 | 55% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Desathos X'ek | +4.18 | 65 | 68 |
| #2 | Palutia | +4.09 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | Tomine<3 | +3.25 | 70 | 46 |
| #4 | Thirimix Xolotnx | +3.18 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | Alison-uWu;) | +2.59 | 51 | 34 |





