








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 544 | 23% |
| Smokes | 479 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 624 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 681 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $201,096 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O. Just O. | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | asifc77 | 64% | 70 |
| #3 | Sonk Ponkle | 61% | 76 |
| #4 | ExplorerAlex | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | Diabloo__ | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O. Just O. | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | asifc77 | 64% | 70 |
| #3 | Sonk Ponkle | 61% | 76 |
| #4 | ExplorerAlex | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | Diabloo__ | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonk Ponkle | 19 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | asifc77 | 12 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | ExplorerAlex | 11 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | O. Just O. | 2 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | Diabloo__ | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonk Ponkle | 217 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | asifc77 | 173 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | ExplorerAlex | 140 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | O. Just O. | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asifc77 | +3.43 | 41 | 36 |
| #2 | Sonk Ponkle | +2.26 | 36 | 50 |
| #3 | ExplorerAlex | +0.81 | 39 | 42 |
| #4 | skinbeard122 | +0.07 | 33 | 31 |
| #5 | O. Just O. | -2.64 | 36 | 24 |





