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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 596 | 23% |
| Smokes | 628 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 676 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 660 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $92,126 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaceTheCage | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Marecek191 :) | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Viliimaqq.m | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | Etpou | 80% | 5 |
| #5 | Certified | 80% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Handler | 3 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | AndeZ | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Bogey | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | mickis- | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Certified | 2 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndeZ | 69 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Panda Plovpenning | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bogey | 48 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sir Mati | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | mickis- | 42 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kr1l3 | +5.16 | 94 | 75 |
| #2 | Kragen | +2.88 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | DiamondAngel02 | +2.50 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | mickis- | +2.20 | 53 | 64 |
| #5 | AndeZ | +1.83 | 64 | 66 |





