








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 939 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 202 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6420 | 19% |
| Smokes | 11264 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7375 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8794 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,121,222 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tehuo | 68% | 781 |
| #2 | H1r0Pi | 67% | 779 |
| #3 | Aries | 66% | 848 |
| #4 | NZ | 65% | 292 |
| #5 | Luviにゃん | 65% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NZ | 65% | 292 |
| #5 | Luviにゃん | 65% | 78 |
| #6 | EkuReshi | 65% | 82 |
| #7 | LCC|MamE | 62% | 268 |
| #8 | miyA | 56% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tehuo | 22 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | H1r0Pi | 17 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Aries | 11 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | NZ | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | miyA | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tehuo | 4104 | 0.27 | 127 min |
| #2 | H1r0Pi | 3582 | 0.24 | 96 min |
| #3 | Aries | 1407 | 0.08 | 35 min |
| #4 | LCC|MamE | 1092 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #5 | NZ | 519 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tehuo | +2.97 | 76 | 79 |
| #2 | H1r0Pi | +1.87 | 71 | 78 |
| #3 | Aries | +1.81 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | miyA | +1.21 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | EkuReshi | +0.63 | 60 | 57 |





